Horrifyingly Good Hallowe'en Movies - Beetlejuice

The first film in our series of Horrifyingly Good Hallowe'en Movies is BeetleJuice!

Starring: Michael Keaton, Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis, Winona Ryder
Director: Tim Burton
Released: March 30, 1988

Beetlegeuse, Beetlegeuse, Beetlegeuse! Say his name three times to summon him, or just pop the DVD into the machine to watch Keaton's hillarious stripe-suited ghoul in this brilliant comedy-horror which is so funny you might die.

Barbara (Davis) and Adam (Baldwin) Maitland thought that a vacation spent redecorating their quaint country home in Connecticut would be perfect. Little do they know that their home is about to get a very unwelcome makeover, not to mention their lives. After crashing through a covered bridge and plummeting into the river below, the couple find themselves back in their home with no memory of how they came to be there. When they realise that they cast no reflections, cannot leave the house without entering a terrifying sand dimension populated by giant hungry sandworms, and have been left a Handbook for the Recently Deceased, the Maitlands realise that they did not survive the crash, and are dead.
As if death wasn't bad enough, the Maitlands have another problem on their hands - unwanted housemates. A new family, the Deetzes, is moving in, and the mother, terrible sculpter Delia, and her interior designer Otho want to turn the Maitland's precious home into a gaudy piece of pretentious pseudo art. Hope comes in the form of Lydia (a very young Winona Ryder), Delia's gothic teenage step-daughter who is willing to believe in the ghosts and so is the only one who can see and speak to them.
The Maitland's efforts to scare the Deetzes out of their house prove fruitless, and when their afterlife care worker Juno informs them that they have to stay in the house for 125 years, they are desperate. Enter Beetlegeuse (Keaton) - an obnoxious, disgusting and devious ghoul who claims to be a freelance 'bio-exorcist', able to get rid of the living. After making himself at home in the detailed model of the town Adam has built in the attic, Beetlegeuse gets the Maitlands to summon him by chanting his name three times, despite Juno's warning that he is bad news. Meeting the mischevious character makes the couple understand Juno's warning and they choose not to accept his help... But they forget to unsummon him, allowing Beetlegeuce to run amock and very nearly kill the Deetzes during another attempt from the Maitlands to scare them away. With the fiend safely back in the model and the couple now deadly certain that he is indeed bad news, what could possibly go wrong? But the crafty Beetlegeuse has more tricks up his sleeve and, worse still, he has a crush on Lydia. With the Deetzes now trying to make money by exploiting the ghosts of the house, and Beetlegeuse planning a wedding to die for, the Maitlands have a lot more problems on thier hands than death.

Beetlejuice (the title spelt as the phonetic of the character's name) is a wonderfully bizarre and creative film. The special effects are impressive for a film of its time, and there is a perfect balance of comedy, romance (even in death, the Maitlands are still in love), horror (though tame for the Saw generation), and fantasy. The insight into death is original and intriguing, with a seemingly eternal waiting room for corpses waiting to see their case workers, coupons, and even a handbook. Keaton's portrayal of the devious Beetlegeuse is hillarious and, though the film may have been better with more of him in it, his scenes are the funniest in the movie. The jokes may border on slapstick from time to time, but Beetlejuice is undoubtedly a funny film which will make you want to say the name once, twice, and most certainly three times over!

Cinema Sweet rating: 8/10

Horrifyingly Good Hallowe'en Movies!

Ahh, Hallowe'en. The one day of the year when kids and grown-ups alike lose their inhibitions and indulge in every costumed fantasy known to man, from the scary to the daring and everything in between. But aside from a gallon of fake blood, a pumpkin full of candy, and a devilishly good costume, what makes Hallowe'en such an intesting and amusing holiday? Why, the movies of course!

From now until Hallowe'en, I will be reviewing what I consider to be some Horrifyingly Good Hallowe'en Movies! If you have any suggestions you'd like to see, leave a comment, but I should warn you - I'm not a horror fan, the cheesy and cliched plotlines nearly always fail to thrill or chill me, so my reviews will not be your average array of gory nightmare-inducers about pretty teenagers getting hacked to pieces by axe-weilding maniacs. There will be very few, if any, of the typical Hallowe'en horror flicks on this blog.

Instead, I shall be reviewing what I consider to be the real gems of a Hallowe'en movie night - a movie you can actually watch without hiding behind a cushion the entire time; a movie which you can laugh at instead of simply screaming.

Call them alternative Hallowe'en movies if you will, but these are the movies that Hallowe'en is made of.

Suggest at will

The Other Guys

This is my first review for the blog so I hope you like it.

The Other Guys
Starring: Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Eva Mendes, Steve Coogan,
Director: Adam McKay
Released: August 6, 2010 (US)


After his last flop, 'Land of the Lost', the unwritten rules of Hollywood dictated that Will Ferrell was in dire need of a hit. And, personally, I think he's succeeded.
In the tough streets of New York, detectives like Danson (Dwayne Johnson) and Highsmith (Samuel L Jackson) are too cool for school - getting all the action, praise and girls. But after these slick cops jump off a 20-story building out of pride (or stupidity) while pursuing bank robbers and hit the hard pavement below, their job falls upon the other guys - the pencil-pushig, desk-jockeys like Gamble and Hoitz.
Terry Hoitz (Mark Wahlberg) is actually a skilled detective who unfortunately shot Derek Jeter during the World Series and is now stuck at a desk with mild-mannered Allen Gamble (Will Ferrell), a forensic accountant with a badge who'd rather do paperwork than fight crime and is gullible enough to fire his weapon in the office ("desk pop"), leaving him stuck with a wooden training gun as punishment. After hot-shots Danson and Highsmith die, Hoitz decides he and Gamble can fill their place. After trying to arrest billionaire David Ershon (an hillarious Steve Coogan) for scaffolding-violations, Gamble accidently uncovers a massive plot to cover Ershon's losses. As the plot thickens and the "other guys" face increasing resistance from inside the department, Hoitz learns there's a lot more to the seemingly bland Gamble than meets the eye - like an incredible ability to get very hot women like his wife, Sheila (Eva Mendes).

"The Other Guys" is a hillarious addition to the buddy-cop genre, but it also salutes the ordinary cop - far from the gun-toting, trigger-happy Danson and Highsmith, the real heroes are not only the title characters, but cops like Captain Gene Mauch (Michael Keaton), who also works at Bed, Bath and Beyond to make ends meet.
Like in a lot of Ferrell movies, the improv runs wild at times, such as with the amusing lion vs tuna debate between Gamble and Hoitz, but it works. And then there's all the other small comedy gems which make this movie so funny - the party of homeless men who take a shine to having sex in Gamble's car, Hoitz's incredible dance moves which he learned at high school just to make fun of the gay kids, and many more.
The plot slows down from time to time, especially when trying to explain Ershon's plan to make up for his $32billion losses, but there are very few moments in this movie where you won't be laughing. "The Other Guys" is a hillarious and original buddy-cop comedy, and quite possibly steals the show as the hottest comedy of the summer, if not the year.

Cinema Sweet Rating: 7/10

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